Top Secret

Why is lipstick losing market share in the makeup industry?
Because we live in a mask era.

What kind of makeup does a sad clown wear?


I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows a little high when she did her makeup today.

She looked surprised.


As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder...

Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*



.... well we gotta get our kicks somehow in 2021 hahaha (watch this crash the whole site or something cause I think I’m funny hahahahahahh)  Bye Loves